Paltrow & Martin Announce Separation

“Conscious Uncoupling” is the title of their message about splitting up. Quaint and weird. Who titles their devastating (for the kids) separation announcement? Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s joint statement.

“We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separate, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate.”

Maybe I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, but the way they announced this really peeves me off. Many people believe that Hollywood doesn’t respect marriage, this gives them/us more ammunition. A quirky title on your divorce proclamation? It feels like you’re getting ready to read a witty blog post from a twenty something describing the end of a summer fling on her bejeweled iPad mini.

Paul Cook

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