Phillips Phunny: Lacrosse Player’s P.A. Apology
A high school lacrosse player cut in line while he was boarding a Southwest Airlines flight, and his coach punished him by making him read an apology over the P.A. system!
A flight attendant was actually the one who made him go through with it.
She held the handset up to his face until he read the whole letter, which started, quote, “My fellow travellers. Today, I address you with great remorse…”