Tom Cruise has reunited with Suri for the first time since Katie Holmes filed for divorce. I hear that Tom and Katie have no plans to be face to face in the future. Meetings to exchange Suri will be executed by “intermediaries.” Ew, so sad.

Kris Humphries has just made himself very rich. He just signed a deal with the NBA Nets for $24 million bucks. I guess he actually is good. the team is partly owned by Jay-Z who is best friends with Kanye West – Kim K’s new boyfriend. So maybe Kris will get the locker near the toilets.