Years ago, Jessica Simpson revealed that she watched the Notebook on an airplane.  Once the plane landed, everything became clear, she needed to divorce Nick Lachey because she didn’t have the love that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams shared in the movie.

Today,  R. Kelly reveals, in his new memoir, Soulacoaster, that he and his wife divorced because they didn’t have the love portrayed in the Notebook.  There are so many jokes to make about the way R. Kelly expresses his love, but I will not go there.  . .