Top 25 Dumbest Pop Song Lyrics Of All Time…ALL TIME!

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At Y98, we listen to today’s best pop music ALL. DAY. LONG.

Don’t get me wrong, we’re not complaining, but it does sort of make us experts on the subject.

We’ve heard it all: good lyrics, bad lyrics, and “did they really just say that?” lyrics!

So in honor of the worst of the worst, check out our countdown of the stupidest lines that make us want to go on a [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Kanye West[/lastfm]-style rant!

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25. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Bruno Mars[/lastfm] — “The Lazy Song”

Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Um…thanks for letting us know? We hope Bruno at least showers before sexy time!

Bonus: the music video is super weird too.

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24. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Mariah Carey[/lastfm] — “Obsessed”

Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
Seeing right through you like you’re bathin’ in Windex

WARNING: Do not listen to MiMi. Bathing in Windex may be hazardous to your health!

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23. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Kanye West[/lastfm] — “Jesus Walks”

The way Kathie Lee needed Regis, that’s the way I need Jesus.

Well…this just got awkward.

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22. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Jessica Simpson[/lastfm] — “I Think I’m In Love With You”

I don’t know what’s gotten into me
But, I think I know what it is…
I think I’m in love

Okay, JS, do you or don’t you know? Make up your mind already!

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21. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]B.o.B.[/lastfm] — “Magic”

I sing just like Aretha, so respect me like I’m Caesar
I kick it like Adidas, flowin’ sticky like adhesive
Be cautious, ’cause what I be on’ll leave you with amnesia
I break all the rules like Evel Knievel
It’s a spectacular show, ’cause my heart pumps diesel
So whatever you saying, it don’t entertain my ego
I do this everyday, Hocus Pocus is my steelo

Oh I’m sorry, Bobby Ray. I thought you were [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]B.o.B.[/lastfm], not [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Aretha Franklin[/lastfm], Caeser, Adidas, and/or Evel Knievel.

Silly me.

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20. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Backstreet Boys[/lastfm] — “Everybody”

Am I original?
Am I the only one?
Am I sexual?
Am I everything you need?
You better rock your body now

Boys, if you have to ask, then you probably already know the answer.

Just sayin’.

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19. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Nicki Minaj[/lastfm] — “Moment 4 Life”

Don’t worry about me & who I fire
I get what I desire
It’s my empire
And yes, I call the shots, I am the umpire
I sprinkle holy water upon the vampire
In this very moment I’m king
In this very moment I slayed Goliath with a sling

Umpires? Vampires? Slaying giants?

Nicki, what you do on your own time is your own business, but we ARE going to (not so) silently judge you for it.

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18. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]50 Cent[/lastfm] — “21 Questions”

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

There’s a lot of interesting ways to say I love you, but none of them include the word fat.

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17. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Beyonce[/lastfm] — “Irreplaceable”

You must not know ’bout me
You must not know ’bout me
I could have another you in a minute
Matter fact he’ll be here in a minute, baby

Whenever I break up with a horrible ex-boyfriend, I immediately go out and find someone EXACTLY like him, don’t you?

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16. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Far East Movement[/lastfm] — “Rocketeer”

Where we at, only few have known
Go on the next level, Super Mario
I hope this works out, Cardio
‘Til then let’s fly, Geronimo

Sounds like someone got a little desperate and pulled out a bad rhyming dictionary.

What are some other lines I would’ve enjoyed more?

  • “Gotta grab my bowl and eat some Cheerios.”
  • “Stop poppin’ those bottles cuz you’re a total wino.”
  • “I ain’t Snow White’s dwarf, but I still say ‘heigh ho’.”

You can thank me later, FM.

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15. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]R. Kelly[/lastfm] – “Ignition”

Now it’s like murder she wrote
Once I get you out them clothes

Sighhhh…murder scenes are SO romantic.

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14. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Timbaland[/lastfm] featuring [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Justin Timberlake[/lastfm] — “Carry Out” 

Take my order cause your body like a carry out
Let me walk into your body till it’s lights out
Turn me on, my baby don’t you cut me out
Turn me on, my baby don’t you cut me out

Number one, I take two number three’s
That’s a whole lot of you and a side of me.
Now is it full of myself to want you full of me?
And if there’s room for dessert then I want a piece

They say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but a helpful hint boys, you won’t score too many ladies when you compare her to a Big Mac meal.

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13. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]MIMS[/lastfm] — “This Is Why I’m Hot”

I’m hot cuz I’m fly
You ain’t cuz you not
This is why
This is why
This is why I’m hot

Wait a minute, who made one hit wonder [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]MIMS[/lastfm] the authority on cool?

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12. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Pitbull[/lastfm] — “I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)”

Mami got an a** like a donkey, with a monkey
Look like King Kong
Welcome to the crib
305, that’s what it is

Wow, Pitbull sure knows how to charm the ladies with his romantic words, doesn’t he?

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11. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Fergie[/lastfm] — “Fergalicious”

T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty
T, to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, girl you tasty

Seems harmless enough…until you realize Fergie Ferg doesn’t know how to spell the word TASTY.

FAIL.

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10. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Ludacris[/lastfm] featuring [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Shawnna[/lastfm] — “Stand Up”

Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

Beyond the fact that “midget” is not really a politically correct term, I’m just gonna put this out there…how does Luda know what that feels like?

That’s got to be an awkward story…

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9. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Shakira[/lastfm] — “Whenever, Wherever”

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don’t confuse them with mountains

Gosh…don’t you HATE it when you confuse boobs with Mount Everest?? Happens to me all the time.

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8. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Outkast[/lastfm] — “Roses”

Caroline! See she’s the reason for the word “b*tch”
I hope she’s speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)

Haha…that’s SUCH a funny joke…really, I can’t stop laughing.

(Note to self: Don’t EVER piss off [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Outkast[/lastfm]!)

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7. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Black Eyed Peas[/lastfm] — “My Humps”

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

WHAAAAAT??

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6. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Trey Songz[/lastfm] featuring [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Nicki Minaj[/lastfm] — “Bottoms Up”

Rest in peace to Anna Nicole Smith
Yes, my dear, you’re so explosive
Say hi to Mary, Mary and Joseph
Now bottoms up and double my dosage

Too soon, Nicki. TOO SOON.

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5. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Chris Brown[/lastfm] — “Look At Me Now”

And she accidentally slip and fall on my d***
Ooops, I said on my d***
I aint really mean to say on my d***
But since we talking about my d***
All of you haters say hi to it
I’m Done.

Hey Breezy, talking about your genitals is never acceptable.

Do not talk about your dong, do not talk about it in a song.

Even Dr. Seuss knew that.

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4. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Lady Gaga[/lastfm] — “Poker Face”

I won’t tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cuz I’m bluffin’ with my muffin
I’m not lying, I’m just stunnin’ with my love glue gunning

I love me some Mama Monster, but clearly her lyrics go off the deep end just like her cracked up outfits.

Anyone want to explain to me what this means? Actually, never mind. I don’t think I want to know…

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3. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]3OH!3[/lastfm] — “Don’t Trust Me”

I said shush girl
Shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips

I don’t really know what this means, but I’m pretty sure it’s offensive.

[mtv]http://www.mtv.com/videos/3oh3/289945/dont-trust-me.jhtml[/mtv]

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2. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]LFO[/lastfm] — “Summer Girls”

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I’d take her if I had one wish,
But she’s been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

When we think of bad lyrics, this song IMMEDIATELY comes to mind.

If you think this sounds ridiculous enough, just you wait, this only the first 40 seconds of the song!

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1. [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Ke$ha[/lastfm] — “Tik Tok”

Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

Earth to [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Ke$ha[/lastfm]: have you even seen Mick Jagger in the last 20 years?

NOT HOT.

  • Which pop song lyric do YOU think is the worst ever? Did we leave any off this list? Sound off in the comments!
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