Best and Worst Actresses – The Mathematical Proof!

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Plus, post-partum pic of Pink, Jon Cryer talks to Letterman about Sheen’s meltdown, and the actor who wants to run for mayor of NYC.  It’s the Schmig for Thursday, June 9th, 2011!

A website has taken the reviews from the website RottenTomatoes.com, and figured out who the Best and Worst Actors/Directors are of the Past 26 Years.

Chuck Norris is the Worst Actor…his films since 1985 have an average score of 18.4. Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Worst Actress with an average rating of 18.9.

Best American Actor/Actress? John Ratzenberger (Cliff from “Cheers”). Wha? Well, he’s been in every Pixar movie, and the average score of those movies is 76.1. Amy Madigan is the Best Actress with 72.8 rating.

The Best American Director…Ethan Coen (84.3). Worst – Adam Sandler’s go-to director, Dennis Dugan, with a 23.6 average score.

Post-partum pic of Pink.  Some people are saying no-so-nice things about her figure.  I say – that’s what a mother of a 6-day-old baby is supposed to look like!  Not these actresses who pop out a baby and are back to a size zero before they leave the hospital!

Jon Cryer said no one saw the Charlie Sheen implosion coming, and there was no template, saying to David Letterman, “This has never happened before.”

Kim Kardashian denies that she cheated on her current boyfriend Kris Humphries. NFL player Bret Lockett told “In Touch Weekly” that Kim has been messing around with him for five months. Kim has threatened Bret and the mag with a lawsuit unless they retract the story, but Bret claims he has texts and pics from Kim to back his story up.

Zach Galifianakis is on the cover of “Rolling Stone”, and has some choice quotes inside the mag. On Ke$ha:

I walked up to her and said, ‘Listen, I got your e-mail. Your music is really bad! I don’t know who listens to it, but I imagine it’s, like, six-year-olds – and it’s a bad message.’

When little kids come up to Zach to say they loved him in “The Hangover”, he tells them that they have awful parents.

Alec Baldwin is seriously considering running for NYC mayor, especially now that Anthony Weiner’s Twitter scandal has probably taken him out of the race.

In Theaters Today

George Clooney may be single again. In Chi magazine, his GF Elisabetta Canalis said, “I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am.”

The biggest highlights of the CMT Music Awards last night were not the actual winners, but were a few bloopers. First, Sheryl Crow gave an upskirt shot that caused many to pause their Tivos, after she and Kid Rock finished their duet “Collide”. Then, Shania Twain landed on her butt when she came out on stage to present the Male Video of the Year award. And, in case you missed it, Shania Twain and Taylor Swift’s “Thelma and Louise” spoof.

The “Oprah” finale was a high rated one, but not the highest rated of all time. 16.4 million watched the final episode, but the most-watched ep was back in February 15th of 1993…”Why I Love Older Women”.

Jennifer Connelly and husband Paul Bettany had their baby girl on May 31st, Agnes.

Celebrity Birthdays

  • Natalie Portman – 30
  • Johnny Depp – 48
  • Michael J. Fox – 50
  • Aaron Sorkin – 50
  • Donald Duck – 77

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